This article was perhaps the most hilariously shrill. Guns are neo-confederate symbols of oppressing blacks? HAHAHA, maybe if you presume all of the racist gun bans for blacks under Jim Crow still existed. Oddly, though the NYT had a front page editorial as well, the lack of humorously ludicrous claims makes me feel they were just "mailing it in".

All because they didn't like the guy for suing them earlier over a mistaken SWAT raid to try and steal his property.

Sounds like par for the course for the AP. Been a bunch of amateurs over there for years.

Turns out when certain nerve receptor channels can't be built, the body kicks opioid production into overdrive, which is what actually provides the pain blocking. This has now been simulated in mice by giving drugs that block that receptor along with opioids. Sounds like that would lead to one hell of a painkiller.

XCOM in Excel. Mad spreadsheet and VB skills, yo

Wow. These guys really have no idea what they are doing. Enjoy your hyperinflation.

Emulating other regimes known for their freedoms like North Korea.

See, they're running out of children to rape in their pedo dungeons, so they need a new pool. Far as they're concerned, it may as well be the anti-authority types, right?

First, the torture ghouls say closing GITMO would be too expensive (because they wanna build a torture palace in the USA to replace it, not just close it). Italy says "No Thanks" regarding joining the war against Assad ISIS, as they are enjoying the fruits of the Libyan campaign currently. Poland wants to "borrow" US nukes, presumably to start WWIII. Finally, the Iraqi Government is none too pleased about Turkey invading them, supposedly to "help" the Kurds (which, if you know anything about the Turks, sounds like the last thing they'd be interested in doing).

Beat ISIS? Can't even win a Pillow Fight.

For bullshit reasons like having tinted windows.

At least if polls are to be believed. The more interesting poll would be among the age group they intend to fight stupid wars for the Empire. I say this since ~60% of respondents were on land lines, and thus old.

Wow. Soros is openly calling for an extermination campaign.

And people wonder why that place was a money black hole.

Says he'll stand pat, at which point the markets tank. He quickly does a reversal as such. Doesn't he know the only reaction to not having QE4EVA is going to be stock crashes after this long on life support?

Well, all politicians are criminals, so I can't say I'm surprised.

Cue Nelson Muntz laugh. Guy's service was begging for disruption.

Clearly getting desperate for cannon fodder.

This family, apparently. I'd be none too pleased about cars ramming into your living room twice as well.

Surely you jest.

I've kind of wondered what was up with the obvious pseudonym. Sounds like he follows SEO "Best Practices", hehe...

Looks like they are in de-facto, if not de-jure default at this point.

Donate 99% of your assets over a long life to causes that actively enrich you further to get a tax dodge. Pretty sweet deal.

Turns out, as expected, they wanted everything from him.

Yeah, they don't need more troops over there discharging DU rounds so that more cities get children born without brains due to heavy metal poisoning.