Market alternatives to content distribution: Cheaper. Pirate Bay is the extreme example, NetFlix is the "law abiding" one. Shows how much more expensive compLIEance is, doesn't it?
They keep on delivering the lulz. Sure, it isn't de jure, but American banks are already de facto socialized, especially the TBTF zombies on life support.
Still on planet lovetron. The only way you'll get those guys off their cornpone addiction is by starving the beast, which will likely cause a violent reaction during death throes.